A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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The cow went moo

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Republicans

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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motley crew

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I like pom

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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