Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Leave her alone...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Joe Biden

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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