What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What looks like a dick? A penis

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

space is fun

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

this girl died

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

A snake walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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