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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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