What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Women.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Stop being a centipede

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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