- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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