A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A black guy with his family.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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