You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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