What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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