The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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where are you?

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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