Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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save water shower with friends

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Yes!

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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