What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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