It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

mc hammers income.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Ted Haggard.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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