Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

hi corey

Shit!

asian, do math

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What is the best part about football The scoring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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