The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's up brah brah

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

IU football

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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