Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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motley crew

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Penis

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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mark is mark

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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