What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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