Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Wats a joke?

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Cancer.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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I like hats XD!

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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My name is Harry.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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