The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Anti Joke

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