a ginger has a soul

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's up brah brah

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

IU football

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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