- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

How old are you? 20

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

knock knock who's there police

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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