- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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