why is john so fat years of over eating

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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