- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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