why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Hearpin my durp

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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This sentence is false.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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