- Anti Joke

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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