Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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