- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

THE GAME

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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