Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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hipsters

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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