What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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So. The gays. ...

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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