Knock, knock (No one was home)

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Womens Rights.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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