What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Your mother is a man.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

obama's promises

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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