whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

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