so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Knock knock. Death.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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