Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock. Come in.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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