I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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obama's promises

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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