What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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baskets

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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knock knock come in

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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