what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Mike tyson

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

kevin kim

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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