Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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