wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Womens rights

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Knock Knock.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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