if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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