Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Not Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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