- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

I lost my tractor.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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