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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Who is a knob? ross d

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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