Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Women have the right to vote.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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