How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's the difference between a duck?

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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