I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Penis

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Women's sports.

Matt is not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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