A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Niki Minaj's ass

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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