- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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