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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Does this napkin chloroform?

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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