Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What is the difference between a duck?

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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