- Anti Joke

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny