- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please spell dyslexia.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

my friend is gay hes gay

My name is Harry.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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