- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

2 women were sitting quietly

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Scientology.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

hey bill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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