Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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