What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Yes.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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