Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

.....Carrot Top....

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Guess What! HI!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Where do babies come from? My garage

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...