What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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hey bill!

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Anti Joke

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