Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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shea kisses a girl

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Wade

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Girls

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Women's rights.

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