- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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