- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

I saw a poor man named rich

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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