What is 8 times 4? 32

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A snake walks into a bar

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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