A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Obama

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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