- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

guess what? chicken butt.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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