why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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