- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

The Braves win the N.L. east

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

obama leadership

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

A man made a sandwich.

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