I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

My butt!!!!!!!!

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What time is it? 10:58

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

what do gay people eat?? food

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

The game!

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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