What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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BOOBALANBOO

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Do you believe this will change?

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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