- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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