roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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drake

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Penal Dysfunction

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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