- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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