- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

women's rights

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Blind people can't read this.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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