What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Women's sports

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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K.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Twenty-Four

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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