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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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feces

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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