- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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