Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Are you a human?

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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