- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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