- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What's wrong with woman Everything

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

american government

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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