Women have the right to vote.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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