Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

I saw a poor man named rich

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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