Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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