- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

I had sex. Just kidding.

asian, do math

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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