- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

thumbs up!

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

The weels on the bus go...flat

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What's up brah brah

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