Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Garry Glitters on here

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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