Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Punch line.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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