- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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