- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

An atheist walks into a church

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

fruit salad?

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Wombat monkey juice.

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