Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Like if you like big tits.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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