Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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1 Jew XD

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Womens rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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