What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A midget walks under a bar

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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