- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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