How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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zebras

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Anti Joke

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