- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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