If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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