- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

bum sex lol

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

I never asked for this.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Wade's the father

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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