Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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