- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

wood cant chuck wood

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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