An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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womens rights

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motley crew

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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