why is john so fat years of over eating

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Men, get on the boat.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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