Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Hashtag

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Are you a human?

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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