What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

this is gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Iggy Azalea

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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