- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I never asked for this.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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