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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

An asian without a future.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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