A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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fack me!

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Comedy.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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where are you?

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Anti Joke

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