Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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