What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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