what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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W.N.B.A.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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