- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

wanna hear a joke? not really

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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