- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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