Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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