Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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