- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Johan showering. . . AWK

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

womens rights

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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