YES! EXACTLY!

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

poop

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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