What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Shit!

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sdasdadasdasd

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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hi corey

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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