- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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The cow went moo

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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