liam buchan is gay !

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

a ginger has a soul

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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