Are you a human?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why is pi? Because circles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

liam buchan is gay !

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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