- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

So a seal walks into a club..

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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