- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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