Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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