- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Stop being a centipede

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Badgers are cool

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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