Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Good boy

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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