roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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myspace

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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