- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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