Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti-joke.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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