What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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read this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your social life.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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connor sucks

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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