- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

BenWuzHear

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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