your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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no

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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drake

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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