- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Michael Brown

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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