- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

for keeps?

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Guess what? Holocaust

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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