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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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YOU

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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